Archive for October, 2008

Gregory DeVictor asked:


Slot machines are the most popular form of casino entertainment, both at land-based casinos and on Internet gambling sites. Online slot machines have the distinctive look and feel and graphics of the real ones in Las Vegas. Classic 3-reel slots are perfect games for the beginning player because of their easy and straightforward format. Each 3-reel slot has a unique theme, ranging from American Indians to jungle animals to the seven oceans. This article discusses 10 classic 3-reel slot machines from Microgaming, including Fruit Slots, High 5, Island Style, Jester’s Jackpot, Jet Set, Jurassic Jackpot, Lions Share, Living in Luxury, Lucky Charmer, Monkey’s Money, Nashville 7’s, and Oranges and Lemons.

Fruit Slots is a very popular 3-reel, single payline slot game. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $10.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 3. The maximum jackpot is 2500 coins. Fruit Slots is a perfect game for the beginning slots player.

High 5 is another very popular 3-reel, single payline slot machine. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $5.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 3. The maximum jackpot is 15000 coins. High 5 is another perfect game for the beginning slots player.

Island Style is a 3-reel, single payline slot game with a tropical island theme. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $10.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 3. The maximum jackpot is 2400 coins.

Jester’s Jackpot is a 3-reel, single payline slot machine with a court jester’s theme. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $10.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 3. The maximum jackpot is 2400 coins.

Jet Set is a 3-reel, single payline slot game with the a jet set lifestyle theme. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $25.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 2. The maximum jackpot is 1600 coins.

Jurassic Jackpot is a popular 3-reel, single payline slot machine with a Jurassic Park theme. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $50.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 2. The maximum jackpot is 1600 coins.

Lions Share is a 3-reel, single payline slot game with the theme of a roaring lion. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $50.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 3. The maximum jackpot is 8000 coins.

Living in Luxury is a 3-reel, single payline slot machine that has the theme of wealth and success. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $5.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 2. The maximum jackpot is 1600 coins.

Lucky Charmer is a popular 3-reel, single payline slot game. The only coin size available is a $1.00 coin, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 3. The maximum jackpot is 5000 coins.

Monkey’s Money is a 3-reel, single payline slot machine with a cheeky monkey theme. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $10.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 2. The maximum jackpot is 3000 coins.

Nashville 7’s is a 3-reel, single payline slot game with a classic American theme. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $10.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 3. The maximum jackpot is 2500 coins.

Oranges and Lemons is a 3-reel, single payline slot machine with a fruit theme. It accepts coins from $0.25 to $5.00, and the maximum number of coins that you can bet is 2. The maximum jackpot is 5000 coins.

Whether you play slot machines online or blackjack in Vegas, remember to only gamble with the money that you can afford to lose. Don’t exceed your spending limit should you lose, and never gamble when you are tired or irritable. By following these simple rules of gambling, your casino experience - online or at a land-based casino - will be more enjoyable.



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scouser4life asked:


hello all i am sick of looseing on fruit machines and i tryed 2 get it on ebay but its only letting me download it is there anywhere in liverpool that i can buy it plz help.

brad asked:


i have put around 400 coins in and need to get them out??/

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Rob asked:


My wife and I are starting a gaming company i.e. fruit machines, we both work for a gaming company at present and would like anyone who owns this sort of company, to give advice on how to approach pubs for them to have some machines from us?

Other than the gambling licence, machines, workshop, and staff, are there anything else we should be paying out for before we start the company?

We appreciate all the help and guidance you can give us.

Thanks.

haiyese asked:


im just curious as to how it works. i dont have a drying machine or anything, but would like to make my own dried apples because no one around here sells them!

tyldog asked:


and are they mostly situated in the city cenre or out of town?

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Gregory DeVictor asked:


Slot machines are the most popular form of Internet casino entertainment. An online progressive slot machine accumulates deposits from its players from a number of online casinos to create jackpots that grow by the minute. Microgaming, the major software provider for the online gambling industry, has eight progressive slot games. Each of these slots accumulates deposits from nearly 100 online casinos. This article discusses Microgaming’s eight progressive slot machines, including Major Millions, Cash Splash, Fruit Fiesta, King Cashalot, LotsaLoot, Treasure Nile, Tunzamunni, and Mega Moolah.

Major Millions, with a jackpot starting at $250,000, is by far the largest progressive slot on the Internet. Major Millions comes in both a 3-reel and a newer 5-reel version. Major Millions is the only progressive jackpot that has ever paid out jackpots exceeding $1,000,000. Three Major Millions symbols on the third payline pays out the progressive jackpot if you have played the maximum bet of $3.00.

Treasure Nile is a 5-reel, 9-payline, 9-coin progressive slot machine. You win the Treasure Nile jackpot by playing the maximum bet of $4.50 and by hitting 5 Pharaoh symbols on the 9th payline.

Cash Splash, the first online progressive jackpot, is a 3-reel, single payline, 3-coin progressive slot. You win the Cash Splash jackpot by playing the maximum bet of $3.00 and by hitting 3 Cash Splash symbols on the payline.

Fruit Fiesta is a 3-reel, 3-payline, 3-coin progressive slot machine. You win the Fruit Fiesta jackpot by playing the maximum bet of 75¢ and by hitting 3 Fruit Fiesta symbols on the third payline.

King Cashalot is a 5-reel, 9-payline, 10-coin progressive slot. You win the King Cashalot jackpot by playing the maximum bet of $2.25 and by hitting 5 King Cashalot symbols on the ninth payline.

LotsaLoot is a 3-reel, 5-payline, 5-coin progressive slot machine. You win the LotsaLoot jackpot by playing the maximum bet of $2.50 and by hitting 5 LotsaLoot symbols on the fifth payline.

Tunzamunni is a 3-reel, single-payline, 5-coin progressive slot. With the maximum bet of just 25¢, Tunzamunni is more practical for many players. You win the Tunzamunni jackpot by playing the maximum bet of 25¢ and by hitting a White, Red, and Blue Seven (in that exact order) on the payline.

Mega Moolah is Microgaming’s newest progressive slot. Mega Moolah is a 5-reel, 25 payline slot machine with an African wildlife theme. The Mega jackpot starts at $1,000,000, and you can spin the “Jackpot Wheel” for a chance to win one of four progressive jackpots. The coin range is 0.01 to 0.05, and you can bet up to 5 coins per payline. With a maximum bet of $6.25, you could win a possible payout of $11,250 with the “Free Spins” bonus feature.

So there you have it, eight online progressive slot machines from Microgaming. Remember to gamble with the money that you can afford to lose. Decide beforehand how much you wish to spend, and don’t exceed your spending limit should you lose. Never gamble when you are tired or irritable. Finally, have fun and quit while you are ahead.



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Gregory DeVictor asked:


Slot machines are the most popular casino game in the world, both at land-based casinos and on Internet gambling sites. Cryptologic, founded in 1996, is one of the major software providers for the online gambling industry. This article, the second in a series of four, discusses Cryptologic’s 3-reel, 5-reel, and progressive slot machines.

Before we proceed, let’s review the basics of online slot machines. The main categories of online slots include classic 3-reel slots, video slots, and progressive slots.

Classic 3-reel slots are computerized versions of the slot machines that were invented by Charles Fey in 1887.  Classic 3-reel slots are perfect games for the beginning player because of their easy and straightforward format.

Video slots are modern 5-reel slot machines. Many of the newer video slots have bonus features, such as free spins.

Progressive slots accumulate deposits from their players from a number of online casinos to create jackpots that grow by the minute.

Now we can proceed to Cryptologic’s 3-reel, 5-reel, and progressive slot machines.

- Eastern Dragon is a 5-reel, 20 pay-line slot machine. You can play Eastern Dragon with as much as $100 or as little as 1¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 3,000 coins.

- Emerald Isle is a 5-reel, 20 pay-line slot machine. You can play Emerald Isle with as much as $100 or as little as 1¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 6,000 coins.

- Fat Cat is a 5-reel, 9 pay-line slot machine. You can play Fat Cat with as much as $45 or as little as 10¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 5,000 coins.

- Fish ‘N’ Chips is a classic 3-reel, 3 pay-line reel slot machine. You can play Fish ‘N’ Chips with as much as $3.00 or as little as $1.00 per spin. The maximum jackpot is 1,000 coins.

- Flower Power is a classic 3-reel, 5 pay-line slot machine. You can play Flower Power with as much as $25 or as little as 1¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 1,000 coins.

- Forbidden Fruit is a classic 3-reel, 5 pay-line slot machine. You can play Forbidden Fruit with as much as $25 or as little as 1¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 1,000 coins.

- Free Kick is a 5-reel, 9 pay-line slot machine. You can play Free Kick with as much as $45 or as little as 10¢. The maximum jackpot is 5,000 coins.

- Haunted House is a 5-reel, 20 pay-line slot machine. You can play Haunted House with as much as $100 or as little as 1¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 5,000 coins.

- High Noon is a classic 3-reel, 3 pay-line reel slot machine. You can play High Noon with as much as $15 or as little as 1¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 1,000 coins.

- Hot Dog is a 5-reel, 9 pay-line slot machine. You can play Hot Dog with as much as $45 or as little as 10¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 4,000 coins.

- Jade Idol is a 5-reel, 9 pay-line slot machine. You can play Jade Idol with as much as $45 or as little as 5¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 10,000 coins.

- Jungle King is a 5-reel, 9 pay-line slot machine. You can play Jungle King with as much as $45 or as little as 10¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 3,750 coins.

- Kanga Cash is a 5-reel, 9 pay-line slot machine. You can play Kanga Cash with as much as $180 or as little as $1.00 per spin. The maximum jackpot is 3,000 coins.

- La Fiesta is a 5-reel, 9 pay-line slot machine. You can play La Fiesta with as much as $45 or as little as 10¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 10,000 coins.

- Love Bugs is a 5-reel, 9 pay-line slot machine. You can play Love Bugs with as much as $45 or as little as 10¢ per spin. The maximum jackpot is 5,000 coins.

So there you have it, a quick look at Cryptologic’s 3-reel, 5-reel, and progressive slots. Whether you play slots online or at a land-based casino, remember to gamble only with the money you can afford to lose. Decide beforehand how much you wish to spend, and don’t exceed your spending limit should you lose. Finally, have fun and quit while you are ahead.

 

Scoob asked:


INGREDIENTS:
1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup nuts
1 or 2 pints of whisky

Method
Before you start, sample the whisky to check for quality. Good, ain’t it? Now go ahead.
Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup etc. Check the whisky again as it must be just right. To be sure the whisky is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.
Repeat.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat the hell out of it.
Meanwhile, at this parsnicular point in time, wake sure that the whixy hasn’t gone bad while you weren’t looking’. (Open second bottle is necessary).
Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups fried druit an beat til high. If druit gets shtuck in peaters, just pry the buggers loosh with a drewscriver.
Example the whiksty again, shecking consistency, then shitf 2 cups of shalt or desterge or whatever (like anyone gives a schit).
Chample the whitchy shum more.
Shitf in shum lemon zhoosh. Fold in chopped sputter and shrained nuts. Add 100 babblespoons of brown booger or whushever’s closhest an mix well.
Greash ubben an turn the cakey pan to 350 degrees. Now pour the whole mesh into the washin’ machine and set on winsh shycle.
Check dat whixny wonsh more and pash out.

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Lucy Cat asked:


I want a juicer that one can put whole fruits and vegetables into, and that blends the skin, seeds and all. It also must not heat the food. I prefer a quiet machine too.

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